SHREK'S OFFICE GRIND

Shrek's Office Grind

Shrek's Office Grind

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Every morning, Shrek wakes up and trudges towards his office. It ain't easy being the CEO of an ogreempire. He's got piles of paperwork to chew through, meetings with irritating fairies, and the constant threat of donkey shenanigans.

To top it all off, he's gotta wrestle the monotony. Sometimes he dreams of just staying in his swamp with a good bowl of gunk, but duty calls. He sighs and throws on his business suit. Another day, another gold coin.

Swamp Thing Corporate: They Know

Ya'll feel/sense/know it in your bones. The corporate/biz/establishment swamp/quagmire/sludge is real, and it's thick/churning/sticky. Big/The/Shady money calls the shots/controls everything/runs the show, leaving/screwing over/trampling the rest of us. It's a system/machine/structure rigged against the little guy/ordinary people/you and me.

  • We're/They're/You're all just stuck/trapped/chained in this mess/circus/nightmare.
  • It's/This is/That's time/past time/high time to fight back/break free/make a change.
  • Let's/We can/They should drain the swamp/expose the truth/hold them accountable.

Don't/Ever/Never let them tell you/fool you/brainwash you into believing/thinking/accepting that this is just how things are. We deserve/can have/must fight for a better/fairer/just world.

Swamp Life > The Rat Race

Listen here, partner. This ain't your daddy's office job . Out here in the swamps , life moves at a more natural flow. You get your hands dirty, sure, but you also get to hear the birds sing. No deadlines out here. Just the rustling reeds and the soft sunlight. It's a simple life , ya know? One you can't find in no corporate ladder climb.

Lord Farquaad Is My Boss Send Help

This stinks. Working for him/that little tyrant/the Short King is awful/terrible/a living nightmare. He's always yelling/constantly on my case/demanding impossible things and expects me to be perfect/treat him like royalty/clean his boots. I tried to quit once, and let me tell you, it was a horrible experience. Now he's watching me like a hawk/making my life hell/threatening to turn me into an ogre.

I just need a way out of this. Maybe a fairy godmother/a dragon/one of those talking donkeys could help me escape/give me some advice/teach me how to fight Farquaad.

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* I'm pretty sure he's going to fire me/turn me into a frog/make me his jester.

* I can't take it anymore/stand this/deal with this.

* Please, someone, send help!

OgreLord 24/7

He's a real monster, but in the best way possible. This dude lives and breathes being an ogre. When he's not stomping around, you can catch him spreading laughter online. This OGRE has mastered the art of being a troll.

  • Nobody's funnier than this ogre
  • He lives for the likes
  • Beware of his rage

Prepare for the Muck

Well folks, you better grab your boots and mosquito repellent 'cause this weekend is gonna be a real slogger. We're lookin' at heavy rain all day in and day out with temperatures in the low 90s. If you're thinkin' about headin' outdoors, best pack some extra repellent and a poncho. It might even be good for website gettin' that crocodile watchin' in.

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